For the last two years, I have been taking a writing class, and that class is now over as of last week. What a wonderful way to transition into retirement. I will miss it, yet there is not a cold turkey ending per se. We will continue in a “master class” mode for another 6 months or so, and there are quite specific writing projects I have in mind that will keep me busy for a couple of years more.
Meanwhile, I’m going to post below the results of a silly class assignment. We were told to write five poems quickly. Very quickly – about 5 minutes writing time for each one. The structure for the assignment was to pump out metaphors around the topic “I am….” And away we go!
Numero Uno
I am the beast unknown but curious
I am the shelter from falling branches
I am the potato in the soup
I am the salad on the side
I am the sir without the loin
I am the best amongst the fallen throng
I am the worst amongst the hopeless racers
I am the last dish in the buffet.
Numero Dos
I am solid like plasma
I am liquid like gold
I am frequently timid while deliberately bold
I am a racehorse for the masses
A disappointment to the rich
I am asparagus, ling cod…
Belgian endive?
Still searching for my niche.
Numero Tres
I am a louse, but lice would be nice.
I am a soldier, but an army would be bolder.
I am a ciggy, but a pack would be biggie.
I am a setter, but the pound would bark better.
I am a tour car, but a convoy would drive her more far
I am a setting sun, but a shining moon would give him more fun
I am a sluggish, roguish, selfish shaman
I am a salty, pungent, slippery bowl, of 40 cents a package, Sapporo Ichiban Original Ramen.
Numero Cuatro
I am like a hermit crab
I am like a sponge
I am like a snowy plover
I am Bach to Grunge
I am like a Solzhenitsyn before he got all nutty
I am like the Andrew Sisters before they got all slutty
I am like my dog, you see, before he learned to beg
I am like my mom or pop, just longer in the leg.
I am like myself it seems, more frequently than not
I am like myself, oh my, a slender, drunken sot.
Numero Cinco
I am Wonder Woman in a caftan
I am Wonder Bread with a crispy crust
I am a cedar forest on the Great Plains
I am a Sitka Spruce lost in lust
I am a soldier on a game show
I am a game show host at war
And if momma saw me, she would say
You are nothing like me at all.
Well, that was fun to read. Looks like it was to write as well.
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Impressive that you can think of so many different metaphors in a short amount of time!
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I’m so impressed,
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Very interesting. I do hope you continue your writing. I have enjoyed your p0sts.
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I think your Mom would have said, “Well done”!
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I know you by some of those lines.
Brian
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I remember that assignment. Great fun. Thanks for sharing this brew.
Judith
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